![]() They can use Crystal and if they're hit with a special that doesn't kill 'em, they retaliate with Blizzard. The Muckle over here has 320 HP with a weakness to Fire. They have access to Static E and Lightning Orb and, accordingly, are immune to Thunder. Their only notable stat is Speed, which is 32. Pinwheels are fairly weak enemies, with 99 HP. In the next room and around the bend, we have some new enemies! "I'm not effective against living things!"Īnd so much for that whole sneaking around thing. The original one, before all of that REmake business. In my head, both of these guards sound like Barry Burton. He has to polish Valentina's statues EVERY single day!Įvery damn person hates Valentina. Thankfully, appearing to be a statue makes this easy. Leaving that room, we find yet another obstacle to sneak past. It's pretty nice, but I keep everyone's accessories the same for now. It's an accessory that anyone can equip that raises Speed by 20 points. In this room, we find a discarded feather. He eventually runs from the room, having given up his quest.ĭodo flees again and we've won this round. This repeats a few more times, with him pecking the other statues, but never our statue. He'll also try to peck us, so we've gotta jump outta the way.ĭodo doesn't quite believe what he saw. Instead of polishing her statues, he pecks the shit out of them. Mario panics, as he is about to be caught.Īlright, so here we have Dodo. Hell, I've never played Metal Gear Solid (don't judge me). Mario enters Metal Gear Goomba mode I bet the Chancellor is on 141.2. I'm willing to bet we can get that parrot to fly out of her ass.Īnd we're left in this room, with three other statues of Valentina. Just Super Jump her right here or something. Now that Garro is tired of this shit, he's out.Ĭ'mon, Mario, she won't be expecting it. Ladies and gentlemen, why I hate the art world. Oddly enough, it was a Picasso the other man was talking about. Where was this talent earlier, Garro? Why didn't you bullshit the guards this well?Įither that or he overheard someone talking in an art museum and he's just recalling what they said. Looks like we'll have to kill the prospective queen. Jesus Christ, Santa Claus has invaded! Everybody, flee!Īw, crap. Oh, good, the guard is as confused as I am. So, we're her nephew, but with the name of a Scottish noblewoman. He tells Garro to enter, then tells him to halt. I was convinced I missed a screenshot somewhere here. Her latest order? I'm afraid to see how many of these garish statues are inside the castle. Or is that diamond? I get the two confused sometimes.Īnd with that, Garro grabs a Valentina statue and drags us off to the castle. What, this isn't Goldtanium armor? The hardest metal known to man? Of all the things that SMRPG could draw inspiration from, I never expected to see Goldfinger on that list. Uh, sure? I don't even know what we're doing here. We'll try your stupid plan, even though I know if Mario went, we could just dropkick the castle down. Now that's a man of action! I can appreciate this Mallow! Hell, I'm even willing to bet he could probably solo the castle. Remember what I said about Garro being smart? I take it back. Mallow, ladies and gentlemen slick as owl shit. Garro, if you're so smart, how come the rest of these chucklefucks believe that the fat bird is Mallow? For the love of God, he's not only an entirely different color, but he has feathers! Feathers! I think it would have worked either way, but I definitely like that it keeps coming back. I'm really glad that Mario's ability to do this wasn't just a one-off joke. He decides to share Mallow's tale with Garro. He's not hanging his head in shame or anything. Son of a bitch, Frogfucius was right! Mallow's not a tadpole at all! I think it's more or less he has the best consistency for jumping really high. I suppose, were I a statue maker that kept a statue of our monarch around when he was a boy, I, too, would be suspicious.ĭo they have to introduce Mario here? Is he famous in the sky, too? Or is he just land-famous?Īnd everyone says Mario is the best jumper in the land. Garro has a perfectly reasonable question here. Maybe it was that other Mallow fellow as a lad. Though, I guess this statue is a little weird. Three statues of Valentina, a Goomba and a statue of Mallow. We start off today by heading into this building, just north of the item shop and inn. We also encountered Valentina, who is to marry Prince Mallow and become Queen of Nimbus Land! So, let's get this show on the road! Welcome back! Last time, on Super Mario RPG, we ascended to the sky and bought new weapons. Part 31: Update Thirty: A Plumber's Lament ![]()
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